Typical 25 year old male: She was hot.
Alex Turner: If you were heat seeking, she was hard to ignore.
Rock won’t eliminate your problems. But it will let you sort of dance all over...– Pete Townshend (via dylanmariah)
bath salts, man
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.