July 2012
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June 2012
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Typical 25 year old male: She was hot.
Alex Turner: If you were heat seeking, she was hard to ignore.
Rock won’t eliminate your problems. But it will let you sort of dance all over...
– Pete Townshend (via dylanmariah)
bath salts, man
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.